Jokes Archive

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?	45/57	4
A grasshopper walks into a bar.	44/23	1
Mad doesn't always mean angry	4/0	1
Q: What did the W.A.S.P. bride wear to her wedding?	1/3	1
Q: How many W.A.S.P.s does it take to screw in a light bulb?	2/7	1
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	45/33	1
Q: What did the zero say to eight?	37/28	3
Slow motion wreck	31/132	5
Q: What has four legs and an arm?	14/54	6
I'd like a cheeseburger	184/43	2
Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat?	45/137	1
Woof woof woof	59/27	3
Totally dependent on computers	136/26	4
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?	87/109	3
Q: What do you call a herd of sheep rolling down a hill?	81/159	2
Even Safer Sex	86/9	6
A Terrible Way To Go	14/5	2
The Great Mouse Divorce	69/13	1
She Knows How It Ends	19/1	2
Smooth Wood	23/4	5
Into A Pumpkin!	39/9	5
Your Dog...	62/15	5
A Home For Wayward Parrots	80/15	5
Sharp Shooter	7/2	4
A Politician Dies And Goes To Heaven	65/17	6
That Seems High	34/11	5
The Drunken Psychic	33/4	4
The Penalty For Bigamy	54/18	3
A Dead Duck	58/6	2
An Atom Walks Into A Bar	59/27	4