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The Gates of Heaven

Leanardo Da Vinci dies and goes up to Heaven and says “I am Leanardo Da Vinci.” The gate keeper says “A lot of people want to be you, so i’ll give you a test to see if it’s really you. Invent something.” Da Vinci did, and the gate keeper said “You pass.” Then Pablo Picaso dies and goes up to Heaven and says ” I am Pablo Picaso.” The gate keeper says “A lot of people want to be you, so i’ll give you a test to see if it’s really you. Paint me a picture.” Picaso did, and the gate keeper said “You pass.” Then George Bush (our current president) dies and goes to Heaven. The gate keeper says “Some people really want to be you, so i’ll give you a test to see if it’s really you, like I did to Pablo Picaso and Leanardo Da Vinci. Bush says, “Who are they?” and the gate keeper says “You Pass.”


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