One day, A man and his wife are playing golf. The man hits a ball and it smashes a window of a nearby house.
The man and his wife go to the house and apologize to the man living there, but he said “no need to apologize. See, I am a genie. And I have been trapped for decades. For freeing me, i will grant you two wishes.”
The man said “well, we are struggling to pay the bills, so i guess we could wish for money”
The woman said “and our house is struggling, so we could wish for a new one”
Then the genie said “I will grant these two wishes…one on conditition! because i have been trapped for so long, i have not experienced love for an eternity. In return for granting these wishes, I request that I sleep with your wife.
After a moment’s discussion, the man finally agreed to allow the genie to sleep with his wife.
While the genie and the man’s wife were upstairs, the genie said “how old is your husband?”
The woman replied “He’s 36”.
The genie then said “And he still believes in genies? That’s amazing!!”
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