a preschool kid needed to use the bathroom so he asked his teacher. “tell me the abc’s and you can go”
“abcd.. what comes after d?” his teacher told him to go home and find out. he goes home and asks his brother what comes after d? “shut up” so the kid goes to his sister who was on the phone with her boyfriend. “what comes after shut up?” “ya baby!” so he goes to his dad who was watching cartoons and asks what comes after ya baby? “SUPRER MAN!!” so he goes to his mom who’s in the kithchen making dinner and he asks whats after SUPER MAN?? and she says my buns are ready my buns are ready!
so he goes back to school and his teacher asks him what comes after d?
shut up
do you want to go to the principals office?
ya baby
who do you think you are?
SUPER MAN!
do you want a spanking?
my buns are ready my buns are ready!
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