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there was a man who didnt know any words. he was listening to commercials one day. the first thing the guy heres is
YA YA YA!!
the second commercial says
FORKS AND KNIVES FORKS AND KNIVES!
and the third commercial was advertising a room freshener
PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN
so he goes and sits by someone sleeping on a bench.
the police come up and say did you kill this man?
YA YA YA!!
what did you use to kill him?
FORKS AND KNIVES FORKS AND KNIVES!
do you want us to take you to the electric chair?
PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN


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