pets

this guy was lonely and decided to get a pet. so he went to the pet store and bought a cat, but the cat wouldnt stop meowing. so he said if you meow one more time then im going to flush you down the toilet. the cat meowed and he flushed her. so he went back to the pet store and bought a dog, but the dog wouldnt stop barking. so he said if you bark one more time then im going to flush you down the toilet. the dog kept barking and so he flushed him down the toilet. so the guy went back to the b]pet store and bought a mouse. he thought for sure the mouse wouldnt make noise. but the mouse just wouldnt stop making noise so he said if you dont stop then im going to flush you down the toilet. the mouse kept on going so he flushe him down. the guy went back to the store and bought a parakeet. but the parakeet wouldnt stop squaking. so he said if you squak one more time then im going to flush you down the toilet. the parakeet kept on so he flushed him down and the parakeet was singing ” floating down a river on a hershey bar!!”

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