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Old But Young

There’s a sweet old couple happily living life. One day the wife went in
for a medical exam and when she came home she reported to her husband,
“The doctor says I have the heart of a 50-year-old, lungs of a 40-year-old,
and the blood pressure of a 25-year-old.”

The huband replies, “Oh really? And what did he say about your
70-year-old ass?”

She replied, “He never mentioned you.”


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