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Plane crash

A plane crashes in the ocean.
Three men survive and get to the nearest island.
While walking, one of them hit a lamp with his feet and a genie suddenly appears and says:
- I will grant a wish for each one of you.
- I have my family waiting for me at home, I want you to send me there, one of them said.
- Wish granted.
- I have some friends waiting for me in France, send me there, the second one asked.
- Wish granted.
- Er…I don’t have friends and my family died during the plane crash, I want the two others back.
- Wish granted…


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