Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jacks rolled down the hill and Jill cam tumbling after. Jack’s pants fell down and Jill said “Jack whats that?” Jack said “I dont know let me go ask my dad.” So jack ran all the way home and asked his dad. His dad said “Why jack, that is your limo.” So Jack ran all the way back to Jill and said “My dad said its my limo…” So they ran back up the hill and Jill rolled down the hill and Jack came tumbling after. Jill’s skirt fell down and Jack said “Jill, whats that?” and Jill said “I dont know let me go ask my mom. Be right back.” So she went to go ask her mom and her mom said “Jill honey, Thats your garage.” So Jill went all the way back and said to Jack “My mom said its my garage…” So Jack said “Hey Jill, do you wanna try to fit my limo in your garage?”*

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