The nun on a bus

Okay, so this nun walks onto a bus which is empty except for the driver. The nunsays to the driver “I’m going to die soon but i want three wishes fulfilled before i do. Firstly, I want to have sex, but i must die a virgin, so the sex has to be anal. Secondly, i cannot commit adultery, so the bloke i sleep with has tbe single. Finally, the bloke has to be a stranger to me and must not tell anyone else.”

The nun then asks if the bus driver if he thibks he’s up to fulfilling the wishes.

The bus driver readily agrees and then takes the nun ustairs, promptly fulfilling the first wish, but afterwards he feels guilty and says to the nun; “I’m afraid i’ve lied to you, i am in fact married with three children”

The nun replies: “That’s ok, i’lied too. My name’s Kevin and i’m off to a fancy dress party!”

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