Bean Burito

So a woman was at work and she was really tired and she asked her boss if she could go home early

“Sure” her boss said

On the way home from work (she walked home) she suddenly got very hungry and decided to stop at Ticos Tacos to get a bean burito.

After that she went home and her husband was waiting for her at the front door.

He said “Here honey put this on”

“Okay…” she said and it was a blindfold.

Her husband said “just wait here” and sat her down in their dining room chair

The woman knew that her husband was out of the room so that bean burito she ate was catching up to her she might as well let out the gas now.

She farted for about 15 minnutes and

her husband came back in and said “okay honey take off the blindfold”

She did and thelights flicked on and there was about 20 pepople in the room

“SURPRISE!” they yelled “HAPPY B-DAY!!”

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