Do You Know The Rules?

The Rules…

• The female always make the rules.


• The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.


• No male can possibly know all the rules.


• If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.


• The female is never wrong.


• If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.


• The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.


• The female may change her mind at any time.


• The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.


• The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.


• The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.


• The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.


• The male is expected to mind read at all times.


• The female is ready when she is ready.


• The male must be ready at all times.


• Any male who doesn’t abide by the rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

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