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A minister dies and goes to heaven.
Before him is a loudmouth man with a loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat. Saint Peter asked the guy what he did for a living.
He said “I was the taxi cab driver of Noo Yawk City.”
St. Peter hands him a silk robe, and a golden staff.
The minister gets up to St. Peter. St. Peter asked the man what he did for a living.
He stood up very straight, and spoke in a loud, clear voice, “I am John C. Maxwell, minister of St. Mary’s Church.”
St. Peter hands him a cotton robe, and a regular staff.
“Why”, asked the minister. “You let that taxi cab driver have a silk robe and golden staff but not me?”
St. Peter said, “Up here we work by results. While you preached, people slept. While he drove, people prayed.”

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