The Lottery

A blonde woman is watching the TV and sees the lottery segment during the news. As the numbers are picked, she looks up and prays, “Please God, let me win the lottery!”

The following week, the woman catches the lottery on TV again and says, “Oh, c’mon, God! Please! Just once, let me win the lottery!”

The third week, she sees the lottery going on again on TV. Falling to her knees, she screams, “Dammit! I need the money! Please, please, let me win the lottery just once!”

Suddenly, her house shakes violently, the lights flicker, dishes fall to the floor, a gust of wind blows through, and a deep, booming voice speaks to her…

“You can start by buying a ticket.”

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