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One Wish

One day, a guy is walking in a park, holding hands with his girlfriend. They are crossing the street, when a car goes out of control and hits the girl. An ambulance takes her to the hospital, but she got hit too hard and dies. The boyfriend is sitting by her side crying over her dead body, when the devil pops up behind him.
He says, “You know, if you trade me your soul, I will give you any one wish!”
“What?! Really?! Oh my god! This is so great! I’m so happy!!”
So the guy makes his wish, and gets a 40-foot penis.


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