Drunk Speach Issues
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutional 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I’m married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7.. I’m not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
| SPARTA | 5/0 | 0 |
| Water Balloons | 1/0 | 4 |
| when your friends blond | 1/7 | 0 |
| Windows Haters | 7/1 | 2 |
| Cannible Island | 4/2 | 2 |
| The return to cannible island | 3/2 | 3 |
| questions | 7/0 | 1 |
| Another Blonde Joke....... | 1/2 | 1 |
| Chicken | 1/5 | 0 |
| yo mama so hairy | 1/3 | 3 |
| THE RABBIT THE FROG AND THE..GAY BEAR! | 4/3 | 1 |
| How to get a blonde out of a tree | 3/2 | 2 |
| BOYS ARE SMARTER! | 1/9 | 3 |
| Blonde Joke | 3/2 | 1 |
| Kid Sings Alphabet | 5/6 | 0 |
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