Callum Graham Classics XI
I’m gonna tell you a joke that’ll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad—someone already told you
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes. (by the way i hate mama jokes so apologies for putting this one up)
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected
You are a redneck, if you read every joke in this database and don’t get a single punch-line.
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives ‘em something to do on Saturday night! (OUCH!)
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won’t do what she’s told!
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath!
Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers? Because they now have to explain to their students why “to LAY” is worse than “to F*CK”!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the man put a stove in the car? To make a hot rod.
| SPARTA | 5/0 | 0 |
| Water Balloons | 1/0 | 4 |
| when your friends blond | 1/7 | 0 |
| Windows Haters | 7/1 | 2 |
| Cannible Island | 4/2 | 2 |
| The return to cannible island | 3/2 | 3 |
| questions | 7/0 | 1 |
| Another Blonde Joke....... | 1/2 | 1 |
| Chicken | 1/5 | 0 |
| yo mama so hairy | 1/3 | 3 |
| THE RABBIT THE FROG AND THE..GAY BEAR! | 4/3 | 1 |
| How to get a blonde out of a tree | 3/2 | 2 |
| BOYS ARE SMARTER! | 1/9 | 3 |
| Blonde Joke | 3/2 | 1 |
| Kid Sings Alphabet | 5/6 | 0 |
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