Bar Bet

So a guy walks into a bar and says to the bar tender “bet you 300 dollars i can pee into that beer cup from here.”

Bar tender says “really wanna make a bet?”

So the man agrees, then goes to talk to a couple of shady looking mean in the corner of the bar. Then he takes it out and pees everywhere, except the cup. He get the floors, the tables, the stools, the walls, the bartender, just everything. So the bartender smiles cause he knows he just won 300$.

The man goes to the corner again to talk to the men and comes out smiling.

So the bar tender asks, “why are you smiling you just lost 300$?”

The man says ” Because i bet those guys over there i could pee all over your floors, the tables, the stools, the walls, plus you. And you would be happy about it.”

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