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A boy a girl a kid and a sandwich

One day there was a man, a woman and a little girl. The wanted to go on holiday but the only spare room contained one bunk bed. They decided to go for but the man and woman went on the top and the little girl on the bottom. They decided to make love using keywords-
Ham for faster and Cheese for harder. After about 10 mins of ham and cheese the little girl said,
“Stop making sandwiches you guys, your getting mayonaise all over my face!”


Tags: Sandwiches cheese mayonaise ham sex

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