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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, “We don’t serve pieces of string here.” So the string walks outside, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. Then he goes back into the bar and asks the bartender for a beer again. The bartender says, “Say, aren’t you that same piece of string that was just in here?”

The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot!”

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