One day, a costumer entered a computers shop and starts talking with the salesman:
- Hello.
- Hello, do you have anything I can help you with?
- Well, I have a question about chatrooms.
- Please, continue.
- Yesterday, I entered a chatroom, and I saw some impressive stuff!!!
- What do you mean?
- Well, it’s a WAR out there!! You see, I just entered and my screen was full of messages!!
- Well, that’s called spam. It’s when someone sends a message 5 times in a row.
- I see. I saw some LOL’s too. What is it?
- Laughing out load.
- Why are you laughing at me??? I find it quite abusive that you are laughing my face, you know?
- No, I mean, Laughing out Load is…
- Stop that! I’m not liking it! I can call the police right now!
- That’s what LOL means!! L-a-u-g-h-i-n-g o-u-t l-o-a-d!! Do you understand now?
- Ah… OK, yes. Well, and what is a OMG? I saw lots there too.
- Well, OMG stands for Oh my God, wich…
- I don’t like how you talk to me, boy! Just because I’m not familiar with this computer terms, it doesn’t mean you can mock me, OK?
- That’s what it stands for!!!! That’s the meaning!!
- Ah sorry, I didn’t understood right away. That’s some funny stuff. I never though Internet was so complex!
- Well, Internet is big!
- Well, I even saw some WTF! What is that? An insect?
- What the fuck!
- LISTEN TO ME, BOY! I’ll leave this store right away, and I’ll call the police, and I hope you will be jailed! What a terrible person you are!
The costumer walks to the door, and when he turns back, he yells:
- What a noob! Stfu, you will be banned! KKBBTHX!!
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