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The Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends
late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
One of the guests asked, “What’s that big brass gong?”

“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.

“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.

“Yep,” replied the drunk. “How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
“Watch,” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering
pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You moron, it’s
ten past three in the morning!”


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