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Pineapples

Ok so there’s 3 guys on a airplane. After someone messed with the engine, the plane went down. The three guys landed on an island. They were ambushed by a tribe on the island. The tribe had to get 20 pieces of fruit each. 2 went together, 1 went alone. A while after the 2 guys came back, one with apples, the other with cherries. The tribe leader told them to shove the fruit up their asses, and that if they made a face, they would kill them. First was the guy with apples he got 2 in but he made a face so they killed him. Then went the guy with cherries. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19. He laughed so they killed him. The 2 guys meet up in heaven. The guy with the apples told the guy with the cherries “Why did you laugh, you had one cherry left.” The other guy said “Its because I saw the other guy, he had pineapples!!”
ROFLMFAO, GET IT


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