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A snail slides into a Cadillac dealership

A snail slides into a Cadillac dealership and tells a salesman he needs the most expensive car they have. The salesman, estatically thinking of his comission, shows him the top of the line Caddy.

She snail says, “This is perfect, except for one thing. I need to have a very large “S” painted on each door.

The salesman asks, “Why in the world would you want that?”

The snail replies, “Because, when I’m driving down the street, I want everyone to say, “Wow! Look at that S car go!


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