Report Card

A child comes home from school to his mother and father, he has just recieved his report card.
He goes up to his mom, and says
“Mom I got an A+ in science, but i had sex with my teacher.”
His mom Screams at him to go tell his father.
He goes up to his father and says exactly what he told his mother, his dad says
“Your finally a man son! now we can drink beers, go do man things, and i can finally get you that bike you wanted!”
The son looks at his dad and says
“but dad, my butt hurts.”

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