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I Know Everyone!

Bill always brags to his boss that he knows everyone. His boss gets tired of it and says “Do you know Tim Allen?”“Yes. I’ll take you to Hollywood to meet him!” When they get there, Tim walks out on the porch. “Bill! Buddy! What Up” Allen invites Bill and the boss in for lunch. The Boss thinks it was an accident that Bill knew Allen, and tried again.”I bet you don’t know the president.”“Sure Do.” replies Bill. Just then the phone rang. It was the president. “Bill, do you want to play mini golf some time?” After the conversation, the boss(who was listeneing in) says”You don’t know the pope.”“Yes I do, I’m in a very religious family, and we’ve known him for years.” says Bill.
“Tell you what,” says Bill “He’ll never see me from here. I’ll come out on the balcony with him” Bill gets on the balcony with the Pope and stays there for 15 minutes. When he comes back down, he finds his boss on the ground with a heart attack. Later, in the hospital, the boss is awake.”What Happened?” says Bill. The boss says, “I was okay when you walked on the balcony. I just lost it when I heard the guy next to me say,’Who’s on the balcony with Bill?’”

When they get to the Vatican, there is a big crowd gathered around.


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