The Teacher and the Lawyer

A teacher and a lawyer are stranded on an island,
Well the teacher comes up with a genius plan to get off,
For the next week he builds a solid raft out of the trees on the island,
Well they battle the waves and currents and after a few hours they get back to land,
The teacher sustaining only minor cuts and bruises and the lawyer with a broken leg,
The lawyer seeing this as the teachers fault sues the teacher for $1,000,000 and wins,
Well 2 months down the road the teacher and lawyer are friends again and fishing in the ocean,
the boat they are on is one that the lawyer bought with the teacher’s money,
they crash and are “stranded” again and the teacher not wanting to be sued makes the lawyer build the raft,
The doctor sits back and laughs for the next 2 weeks as the doctor struggles to make a good raft,
After its built the teacher says he’ll push them off and jump on,
The teacher pushes with all his might and the lawyer is out to sea(the teacher didn’t jump on),
The lawyer yells back and says that he isn’t turning back and tells the teacher that he can build his on raft
after the lawyer is out of site the teacher starts to run,
On the opposite shore the teacher is standing laughing,
the lawyer looks at the teacher and ask, “how did you do it?”
in one word the teacher explains it all….”Pennisula”…

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