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Two hookers were standing at a streetcorner, and one had a confident look on her face. The other turned to her and asked, “Why are you so uppity?” The hooker smiled and said, “I have a good feeling tonight. I can smell cock in the air!” The other hooker had an embarassed smile on as she said, “Sorry. I just burped.”


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