Snake bite.

Two guys were walking in a desert when suddely one of them had to go pee. So he said “Hey, cover for me i’m going to take a piss in this bush.” So the friend covered for him. As the other friend was peeing a snake bit his penis. So he rushes over to the friend that was covering for him and yelled “A snake bit my penis call a doctor!” The friend quickly called the doctor. The doctor answered and said “Hello? This is Dr. Mith.” The friend said quickly “My friend got bit by a venomus snake what do I do!?” The doctor answered him “You have to make a slit in the area bitten and suck the venom out.” So the friend hung up. “What did he say!?” Said the bitten friend. The friend looked back and told him “You gunna’ die.”

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