johnny godipper

John godiper was in teh classroom when the lunch bell rings. All the students leave and the teacher (who happens to be VERY hot) gets up to the bathroom. Johnny waits for her in the classroom. When she returns she asks jonny what he is doing. “Take your clothes off” he said
The teacher yells no and tells him to go to lunch.
Johnny then replies “Well im gonna tell my momma, and my momma is gonna tell my papa and, my papa is gonna tell the principal, and your gonna get fired!”
“Fine” so the teacher takes off her clothes
“Lay on the desk now!” johnny demands
“NO!” yells the teacher
“Well im gonna tell my momma, and my momma is gonna tell my papa and, my papa is gonna tell the principal, and your gonna get fired!”
“Fine.” So the teacher lays on the desk. Johnny walks over to her. “what are you doing?” shut up if you dont im gonna tell my momma, and my momma is gonna tell my papa and, my papa is gonna tell the principal, and your gonna get fired!”
“Fine” she says

Johnny’s mom (who works at the school) walks into the classroom and exclaims ” JOHNNY GODIPPER!!!!”
and johnny says “I can’t it’s stuck!!!”
(By the way godipper is pronounced go deeper, so johnny go deeper should explain itself xD)

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