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A man escape jail and rushes down a road and into a neighborhood. He breaks into someones house and sees a man and his wife in the bedroom. He ties them both up in the center of the room. The man licks the wifes neck for a few seconds than goes into the bathroom.

The husband says, “This man is obviously from jail and he hasnt gotten a woman in a while. I can tell he liked u from the way he licked your neck. Just do whatever he says and i love u honey!

The woman says, “He wasn’t liking my neck he was telling me that he was gay and thought you were cute. He asked where the vaseline is and i love u too honey! Be strong!

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