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3 Vampires in a bar

Three vampires walk into a bar and take a seat behind the main bar. The first vampire tells the bartender that he’d like some cow blood. The second says he’d like some human blood. The third asks for a mug of hot water. Shocked, the other two vampires ask why he wants hot water. The third vampire replies that he wants some tea, and pulls out a used tampon.


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