breathalizer

A blonde was driving a red sports car down a highway, when she got pulled over. The policeman walked over to her car, and said, “Can I see your license and registration please?” The blonde replied, “What’s a license and registration?”. “Well, your license is probably in your wallet, and your registration is probably in your glove compartment.”

After a half hour of searching her car, the blonde find her license and registration, and hands it to the policeman. He walks back to the car, and calls dispatch with the information. Dispatch responds…

“Hey, is this a blonde driving a red sports car?” The policeman looks up, “Yeah, it is.”

Dispatch says, “Okay, he’s what you do….” After about 2 minutes, the policeman says, “I can’t do that. We’re in the middle of a highway…”

“Come on, we’ve all done it….”

So the officer goes back to the car, and gives the blonde her paperwork back. He then pulls down his pants, and the blonde says, “Oh no, not another breathalizer!”

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