"Stranded"... Yeah right.

One day, there were two people, a Doctor and a Lawyer, stranded on an island. They both manage to build a raft, but by ther time they were halfway home, a horrible storm had stirred up.

When they made it home, the Doctor had many bruises and the Lawyer had a broken leg. The Lawyer decided to sue the doctor for 10,000$, and won.

A Few months later, the Doctor & Lawyer are friends again, and are out fishing on the boat the Lawyer had bought with money he got from the Doctor.

Then, some drunken idiot in a much bigger boat, drove right through their boat, smashing it into peices. The Doctor and the Lawyer were both knocked unconcious with peices of flying debris from the crash, and woke up on the same island they were stranded on last time.

The Doctor, who was mad about being sued for somthing he didn’t do, decided to sit around while the Lawyer built the raft. When it was done, the Doctor decided that he would push the raft, with the lawyer on it, and then jump onto the raft himself.

So, the Doctor pushes the raft with all his might,and cast’s the raft into the open ocean, but dosent jump on.

“Hey, what are you doing?! jump on!” said the lawyer. “I hope you know i’m not going to turn around to get you!”
“I Know,” the Doctor replied. “I Know.

One week later, the Doctor was home, and he had just finished telling his story to a close friend.

“So, why didn’t the Lawyer ever return?” He Asked.
“Well…” He thought about it for a moment.
“Alright, i’ll tell you. . .”
“It was a penninsula!”

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