Doctor sleeps with one of his patients

Dr. Bob is in the middle of having sex with one of his patients, when one of his assistants walks in on him.

Eventually word gets around the office and gets around to his boss. His boss calls Dr. Bob into her office, and walking there Bob was desperately trying to come up with excuses to tell his boss so that he did not get fired.

He arrives in her office and immediately opens with: “Look, I’m not the first Doctor to have sex with one of his patients, and I certainly won’t be the last, so firing me for it would just be immoral on your part.”

His boss turns to him and says, “That’s fine and all, Bob, but you’re a veterinarian.”

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