Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is like a Home Depot, 50 cents for a screw.
Yo Mama is like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks and she blows, and she gets laid in a closet.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she jumped off the Empire State building, I didn’t think it was funny, but the ground sure cracked up.
Yo Mama is so fat i slapped her ass and rode the waves.
Yo Mama is so hairy you almost died of rug-burn at birth.
Yo Mama is so fat it takes a train and TWO BUSSES just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama is so old when she was in school, they didn’t have history.
Yo Mama is so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Yo Mama is so old when i told her to act her own age, she died.

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