If I had a vagina....

One night a man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful women sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and asked “how much is it for a hand job?”

The women replied ”$500 sir”

”$500! That’s a lot of money are you any good?”

“Well sir you see that car out there?”

The women pointed to a sleek black Dodge Viper.

“Yes,” said the man.

“Well, I paid for that car with all the money I made doing hand jobs”, with that statement the man agreed to the service.

The next night the same man walked into the same bar and went up to the same beautiful women and asked “Miss, do you do blow jobs?”

“Why yes I do, it costs $800”

”$800 Wow!, are they any good because that’s a lot of money.”

“Well you see that building out there?”

The woman pointed to a company office building.

“Yes” said the man.

“Well, I paid for that company with all the money I’ve made doing blow jobs!” the man agreed and the women did the service.

The very next night the same man walked into the same bar and went to the same beautiful woman at the bar and asked “Miss would you have sex with me?”

To which the woman replied, “You see that island out there?”

The woman pointed to Manhattan Island, the man said “don’t tell me, you paid for that island with the money you made by having sex with people?”

“No, but I could have bought that island with the money I made by having sex with men if I had a vagina!”

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