A long night

One day two dwarves won the lotto. They decided to celebrate by booking two hotel rooms and hiring two hookers for the night.

When they arrived at the hotel they were gretted by two stunning girls who said that they’d do anything that night. The dwarves were very excited and they each picked one and went to their adjacent rooms. The first dwarf spent the whole night trying but he just couldn’t get an erection, despite everything the hooker did. From the next room he could hear “One, two, three uhhh….” being repeated over and over.

In the morning when the hookers had gone the dwarves were talking at breakfast “How was your night?” said the first.
“Terrible” replied the second, “I couldn’t get an erection no matter what we tried”.
“You think you had it bad?!” responded the second, “I couldn’t even get onto the bed!”

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