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Two blondes

A blonde is driving down a hiway and is going a little bit over the speed limit. She gets pulled over by a blonde cop and is asked for her lisence and registration.
The blonde says, “Here’s my car registration but I seem to have left my liscense at home, I’m sorry officer.”
The cop says, “Well do you have any form of identification on you?”

“Yes, I think I do!” The driver starts going through her purse and pulls out a mirrior and looks into it. “HEre you go!”

The blonde cop looks at the mirrior and says, “Well if I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over! Have a good day!”

not the best joke but…w/e xD


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