THE RABBIT THE FROG AND THE..GAY BEAR!

One time, there was a bear and a rabbit who always were fighting.

So one day they found a magical frog who said, “If you two promise to stop fighting, i will give you each three wishes.”

So then the bear and the rabbit promised not to fight.

The bear took his wish first and said, “I wish all of the bears in the forest were girls but me.”

So the frog snapped his fingers and the bear got his wish.

Then, the rabbit had his first wish and he said, “I wish i had a helmet.”

The frog was confused but snapped his fingers and the rabbit got his wish.

Then the bear said for his second wish, “I wish all the bears in the County were but me.”

So the frog snapped his fingers and the bear got his wish.

Then the rabbit decided he wanted a motorcycle with his helmet.

So the frog even more confused snapped his fingers and the rabbit got a motorcycle.

Then the bear had his last wish and said, “I wish all of the bears in the country were girls but me.”

So the frog snapped his fingers and he got his wish.

Then the rabbit had his last wish and said I wish the bear was gay.

So the frog snapped his fingers and the rabbit got his wish.

The next thing the bear did was chase the rabbit but the rabbit rode his motorcycle away.

(If you dont get it, all the bears are girls and he is gay so he cant marry any one of them!)

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