One day Batman was sitting on a bench downtown, he looked over and say Superman coming. Superman looked terrible! His cape and outfit was ripped and he had bruises and cuts all over him!
Batman looked, “SUPERMAN! What happened to you?!”
“Well,” He started, “I was flying over Mitropolis this afternoon. And I look down and I see CatWomen sunbathing… In the nude!”
Batman looked shocked! “So, whatcha do?”
“Well, I pulled down my pants and grabbed my penis in my hand and I flew in on her!”
“Oh!” Batman looked even more shocked, “Was she surprised?”
“No. But the Invisible Man sure was…”
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