A priest & a businessman were playing golf, After playing several holes,the businessman’s game takes a turn 4 the worse.
“Damn! I missed!” he swears, as his ball lands in a sand bunker.
The priest is understandably shocked & astonishes the businessman, “Do not swear, my son. You will incur God’s Wrath.”
The next time the businessman fails, however,he exclaims again,”Damn! I missed!”
The priest gets very angry & scolds him severely: “My son, you place yourself in great jeopardy by your words!”
But alas,as the businessman’s ball again fails to roll where he wants it to,he yells loudly: “Damn, I missed!”
Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes from the clear sky & reduces the priest to a pile of smoldering ash & a booming voice from heaven shouts: “DAMN! I MISSED!”
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