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Top 12 things I learned in the 9th grade:

1. DO NOT: Pretend to be bisexual so more girls will like you.

2. DO NOT: Walk up to a girl and say “Nice Rack”. This is incredibly stupid and poor judgement..

3. DO NOT: Stalk people on MySpace, especially if they don’t know you..

4. DO NOT: Make fun of your self…

5. DO NOT: Threaten to kill teachers..

6. DO NOT SAY THE N-WORD IF YOU ARE NOT BLACK, ONLY BLACK PEOPLE!

7. Do not brag about how your in honors..

8. Saying random things in class IS NOT FUNNY!

9. Do not make fun of emo, tall, crazy, goth, fat, or any person bigger or stronger then you!

10. Little boy’s are SNITCHES!

11. There is always the kid who doesn’t get the joke. He is stupid

12. Just becuase you went to the party, doesn’t mean your getting laid there…


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