A Blonde was heading preparing to fly off to Atlant when she looks out the window.The plane hasn’tm left yet.She looks around and gets up,and walks back to first class.One of the stewerdess watched her get up so walked over to her.
“Ma’am,may I have a look at your ticket please?”
The blonde hands the stewerdess her ticket.
“Ma’am,this is an economy ticket,you have to sit up there,”she said as she pointed.
“I’m blonde,I’m beautiful,and I’m going to Atlanta!”
The Co-Pilot walks up and says,”Is there a problem?”
“This woman won’t move up to stagecoach.”
“May I see the ticket too?”
The stewerdess hands him the ticket.
“Excuse me miss,but you’ve purchased an economy ticket,you are in stagecoach.”
“I’m blonde,I’m beautiful,and I’m going to Atlanta!”
Both of them walk up to the Pilot.
He says,”What’s wrong?”
“We have a blonde who won’t move up.”
“Hehe…don’t worry…I’m married to a blonde…”
He walks up,says a few things,and the blonde gets up and walks up.Then stewerdess and the Co-Pilot are beside themselves.”What did you say to her??”
“I told her First Class wasn’t going to Atlanta.”
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