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Caribu Hunt gone wrong

There was a man hunting in the North-West Territories for Caribu.He had rented a cabin for 5 months and hadn’t been able to catch anything.He just wanted to bag a Caribu,without being seen by that Polar Bear he had seen earlier.He set up his tripod near a small tree.He set up the salt lick.Sure enough,an elk started to come up and lick the salt lick.He was aiming,then he said,”Finally..”Then all of a sudden a roar was heard and an Ape ran out to the Caribu.The man shot but accidently hit the Ape.He thought to himself.The ape fell over in pain as the Caribu galloped away.In seconds the animal was dead.”Holy carp,I shot bigfoot!I’ll be rich!”But as he got down there he saw it was a a man in a suit.”Oh god,I shot some idiot in a suit!”He screamed


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