The Drunken Psychic

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

• a half-gallon of 2% milk
• a carton of eggs
• a quart of orange juice
• a head of romaine lettuce
• a 2 lb. can of coffee
• a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
“You must be single.”

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections
that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting
the better of her, she said, “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely
correct. But how on Earth did you know that?”

The drunk replied, “‘Cuz you’re ugly”

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