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When vampires attack...

Two nuns are in a car, sitting and waiting for the traffic to move on. Out of nowhere, a vampire appears and starts moving towards them. ‘What shall we do, sister?’ asks the youngest nun. ‘Do not worry, sister,’ the elder nun replies, ‘Just show him your cross.’ The younger nun nods, and winds down the windscreen and yells, ‘FUCK OFF YOU TOOTHY TWAT!’


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