Past her prime

A self-obsessed body builder is admiring his physique, and complimenting himself on his herculean frame. Even his suntan is perfect, he notes, except (he realises to his horror), for his penis, which is a horrible pale white. Annoyed, he runs down to the beach to correct the situation. Upon finding a supposedly deserted area of the beach, he undresses completely and buries himself in the same, leaving only his know above ground to catch the sun’s rays. Soon enough, two old women come along and notice his member waving about in the sea breeze. After prodding it with her cane a few times, one of the pensioners tuts ‘There’s no more bloomin’ justice in the world…’ ‘What do you mean by that?’ the other old lady inquires. The first woman frowns. ‘I’m 80 whole years old, and I’ve been chasing these things all my life,’ she says ‘Now the damn things are growing wild, and I’m too old to squat.’

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