McCain/Palin Jokes You Won't Be Hearing on Letterman

The McCain Jokes You Won’t Be Hearing on Letterman:

1. John McCain turned 72 on Friday and apparently decided he deserved a really hot birthday present so he introduced his “Vice President” choice.

2. John McCain said he had to talk to his wife Cindy before making a final choice for VP. Well, of course he did, the wife always has veto power on any threesome.

3. Cindy McCain has to be careful. John has a history of dumping his current wife for beauty pageant contestants.

4. John McCain says he won’t need an intern when he moves in to the Oval Office. He will simply rely on his Vice President.

5. When John McCain takes office, he intends to be less formal than his predecessors. Instead of “Mr. President,” he’ll have his Vice President call him “Daddy.”

6. John McCain has denied rumors that if he wins they will start referring to the White House as the Playboy Mansion. He said Hefner has three girlfriends and the Constitution limits him to only one Vice President.

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