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100 jokes into heaven

So a blonde, brunette and a red head all died and before they got into heaven god told them they had to listen to 100 jokes and if they didn’t laugh at any of them they could go.

The red head goes first and gets to the 34th joke and laughs so god told her she couldn’t got to heaven.

The brunette goes next and she gets to the 70th joke and laughs and god tells her sorry you made it far but you can’t go to heaven.

Then the blonde goes and gets to the 99th joke and god was so impressed he said “Wow you have come really far here is your next joke” and before he could begin to tell the next joke the blonde just busted up laughing and god says “what was that for i didn’t even start the joke?”

“I just got the first one!”


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